Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything!

Crikey!

I've never won in that game. I have, however, been eaten by a cat after being shrunk.

I never beat that on arcade, nor the Sega Genesis version. I even had the light gun for it and everything. Abject failure, all the time.

I spent god knows how much money beating that Simpsons arcade game that you still see from time to time, especially in beercades. I, too, do not regret conquering my greatest foe.

Also, the fact that they can watch "The Drumhead" and not get the fucking point is astonishing as well.

Sorry to hear that. I hope your family finds peace soon.

I mean, they were worried that a big purple and pink guy would be too hard for audiences to believe. Then Rocket Raccoon worked, very well. So, now we need pink and purple suit wearing giants who eat planets. Maybe also give the guy a dude riding on a flip-flop.

-The AV Club

"Good lord, I think I hit a ninja!"
"Well keep going, we're late as it is! It's not like you ran over a dog or anything."

See, I'd eat the chocolate donut, and if I can't work off the calories, just cut something else out. It is all about portion control and such. I didn't have that before I started using the app. Once I realized how much extra I was eating, it wasn't hard to back off a bit.

+1 for MyFitnessPal. I've lost close to 50 lbs simply by counting calories, and am now at a healthy weight I can easily maintain. In fact, I've been going to the gym a lot more lately, and so now I'm gaining weight, but it's muscle instead of fat.

I will never, as long as I live, understand how women, especially women with daughters, could vote for a man who openly bragged about sexually harassing women.

Gotta make those dollar bills somehow- by exploiting the workers desperate for any help!

At this point I feel as sorry for coal miners losing their jobs as I do whalers in the 19th century.

Well, once Kinja hits, that will be more or less the case.

I think it was the affront thingy. I don't know, I didn't really want to engage them, because I was afraid of being murdered for questioning them about Tool.

So this one time I was at my town's little bar where it seemed you ran into far too many people you graduated with, and the band playing started doing a cover of some Tool song. This group of three people got uber upset, to the point where one guy started stalking his way up to the stage like he was going to force…

Really well in an alternate universe.

So because I don't have a soap box, that means I'm ugly?