You clearly do not understand either what eugenics is about, or what I said. Or both.

Probably just telling Alexa to replay his favorite Toto song.

Green says go.

I play basketball at my local gym, and I am worse than Lebron James to an alarming degree.

Why do their checkers have different shapes and move all wonky around the board?

All you people who scoffed whenever I said LeBron is better than Jordan can go to Hell.

Oh, snap.

My Joe Theismann avatar’s leg keeps glitching.

NotKD, KDiskewl, KD#1, seriouslynotKD, and Durant4prez have weighed in on Twitter and it’s not looking good for Draymond in this beef.

I actually forgot that he played for the Nuggets.

George RR Martin is a great juggler. He comes out and tells the audience a fun story about how he got into juggling. His attire is that unlike anyone’s seen, and is dazzling to the eye. He teases his skills by starting out with just a couple balls and a bowling pin. He is almost balletic. But then he adds more items…

Ah, the old upside-down text trick, the preferred weapon of passive-aggressive teens who are into late-era Kanye West.

Nah. This is Ajit Pai getting in on the ground floor of the call authentication company that he’s about to announce a legal requirement all telecom’s use (without regulating their price) (and he also happens to be majority stockholder of).

Dude has 'sham' right in his name. It's your own fault if he tricks you

The players should just try making more shots. That usually improves shooting percentage. Surprised they haven’t thought of this yet.

Some guys’ bodies dehydrate quicker than others

Can we please, please stop repeating the chestnut that polling doesn’t mean anything? Trump’s win was within the margin of error. The polls weren’t wrong.

This is just great. And what happens when all that solar radiation contaminates the entire planet??? What then??? Fucking brilliant.

I assume that includes travel time to the golf course.