Probably just telling Alexa to replay his favorite Toto song.

Green says go.

I play basketball at my local gym, and I am worse than Lebron James to an alarming degree.

Why do their checkers have different shapes and move all wonky around the board?

All you people who scoffed whenever I said LeBron is better than Jordan can go to Hell.

Oh, snap.

My Joe Theismann avatar’s leg keeps glitching.

NotKD, KDiskewl, KD#1, seriouslynotKD, and Durant4prez have weighed in on Twitter and it’s not looking good for Draymond in this beef.

I actually forgot that he played for the Nuggets.

Ah, the old upside-down text trick, the preferred weapon of passive-aggressive teens who are into late-era Kanye West.

Dude has 'sham' right in his name. It's your own fault if he tricks you

The players should just try making more shots. That usually improves shooting percentage. Surprised they haven’t thought of this yet.

Some guys’ bodies dehydrate quicker than others

Can we please, please stop repeating the chestnut that polling doesn’t mean anything? Trump’s win was within the margin of error. The polls weren’t wrong.

Joe West has a neck?

I assume that includes travel time to the golf course. 

You, I, Mark Whalberg, and every goddamned person reading this is fully and completely aware of the glaring omission in the 90 minute shower description. I’m glad you didn’t include it, but we all know.

I don’t know about you, but I ain’t doin’ shit even as we speak!

As a result of her post, she has also received a red card and Roger Goodell has suspended her for four games.