Ken Dorsey was the Ringo Starr of the U in those days.

By this logic, I’m not sure Hue Jackson has ever watched a game of pro football.

philly cheesesteak - peppers = roast beef sandwich.

This is beneath Deadspin. Tablet doesn’t “have it out” for Salazar by reporting her lies any more than the New York Times “has it out” for Trump by publishing the anonymous op-ed. Tablet’s a good, nonpartisan publication, that did some very important reporting by uncovering that, among other things, Salazar openly…

This Rod Allen, involved a physical altercation? NEVER! (God Bless Yakety Sax)

Not sure that’s true about the Steelers (or Bell) “deserving” anything. Both parties are playing by the rules set down in the CBA. The Steelers exercise their leverage, Bell exercises his leverage.

So if I square to bunt, then pull the bat back and hit a screaming line drive barely foul, I’m out because no matter what happens after I square, it’s still a bunt? I don't think so.

No, he didn’t. He lowered his helmet and launched himself. That’s what the league is trying to eliminate, since it frequently puts the tackler at risk of a head, neck, or spine injury. Had Kazee kept his head up, he’d have been fine.

Of course he’s going to deny it publicly. If the CIA finds out you’ve purged the nanites, they black helicopter your ass straight to Gitmo.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

Anyone who punts from the opponent’s 15 yard line deserves everything that happens to them.

That punter was looking just like the Statue of Liberty:

Used to wait in line for Madden in the late 90s and played the very first one back in the day. Have not bought it since 2k stopped their game and could NOT be happier.

If you continue to pay $60 annually for this glorified roster/uniform update, it ain’t the game that has a glitch.

In a game against the Almighty Himself... Belichick is still within one.

The weird knee thing only happens in Joe Theismann mode.

Oakland’s not a small market, they’re cheap.

It’s funny, he’s a year younger than Lebron James, but nobody is shocked at Lebron making the equivalent play in basketball.

That’s also how he plays Chutes and Ladders with his kids.

“And if you happen to be near the ocean or a salt lake, all you have to do is fill an empty can of beans with some of the water, leave it on the dashboard of your van overnight, and the next morning, you have free salt!”