Getting old sucks

No surprise that his slander of a great chicken man would piss off Purdue.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

we want players who care about the name on the front of the jersey more than the name on the back of the jersey

Yeah, but the cart ride for his family back in Texas had to be much longer, right?

“But the real question is: Have you ever been convicted of anything?”

I thought “poison pill” was some sort of Papa John’s pizza.

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

Dennis Schroder does all the bad things Russell Westbrook does without any of the good things Russell Westbrook does. 

So it’ll take Melo three moves to get where he wants to go. That’s a surprising level of efficiency from him.

the argument of “too many things” doesn’t make sense imo, Charlotte & Nashville are the 24th and 27th largest media markets in the US and can most likely support MLB teams.  Also the MLBPA will gladly take the extra 50 roster spots for their players, I wouldn’t discredit that.

It’s gonna be real sad when he’s out of football for a few years and he forgets why the rocks are on his porch. 

This gritty reboot of Little Big League is weird.

I would have assumed that the inverse of Lolita would have been where the child herself would be the predator, which Kubrick’s Lolita itself has some hints of unless I misread it.

Nah, c’mon. Two players landing pocket kings in the same hand where a third dude lands pocket aces is just unlikely as hell.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

Good to see LeBron get another shot after his last GM stint ended poorly.

Glad I saw that one through to the end. +1

Irritatingly, this doesn’t allow me to drop a true DREWBOMB