I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

C’mon, you know ol’ Tony’s good for it 

This also just in: LeBron wants to take Stephen A. Smith with him to LA to pair with Lavar on the Spectrum broadcast studio show.

ESPN has demanded that LA/Spectrum take on Mark Jackson as gasbag relief.

Chef: MY MOM

Yet a picture of a Frenchman with his lips around a small cock is ok?

Word.

After yesterday, Poland are no longer a country, and are therefore ineligible for the fraudulence rankings.

I wouldn’t worry. Problems in that area of the world rarely turn into something bigger.

Thanks for Xplaining what was going on. 

before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s remember that he has two brothers that aren’t retiring.

It was only six years ago that he tried to engineer a move to join Deron Williams in New Jersey.

Those quotes read like the trial transcript of someone facing charges for being found nude in a Taco Bell at 3am.

We’re all voting for him in the All Star Game, right? It’s not just me?

This is exceedingly good news for the Raptors, then, because I heard a rumor that LeBron’s girlfriend lives in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.

That exchange could be a phone call Fuentes made to Tanya Hubbard, where he told her “you’re fucken HOT”

Sorry - did he specify the misspelling in the phone call?

And international relations between Israel and Argentina continue to be strained, I just can’t put mein finger on how it started.

The goose is fine, they took her to the same farm my parents sent my dog when I was nine. One day I’m gonna go visit that place.

Zidane must have really felt like he was banging his head against the players in that locker room.

Much like his hairline, it’s not the lie. It’s the cover-up.

Ah, so she picked out those shirts for him. This warms my heart.