Easy to say when it’s not your salary that would disappear.

Bruh the refs didn’t miss 27 straight 3s. If it came down to calls I’d agree but the Rockets shot terribly.

Don’t get too friendly with Keith, Hannah. He might ask you to help him move.

No Seinfeld ever? Like, not even accidentally waiting at an oil change place or something? I didn’t know that was possible. That’s like never hearing Bruce Springsteen, even accidentally. I call shenanigans.

The pee tape America deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

if this gets approved, we might finally get that pee tape we have been asking for!

Yanny.

It’s patently stupid for both of these leagues to try to be launching within a year of each other.

Due to Hood’s refusal to play, LeBron has downgraded his handshake with Hood to “white guy who just closed on his house.”

banana republic’s summer collection! aeiiiii!

When you’re at the rave and the molly hits

You named your kid Dexter? And give parenting advice?

From the mug shot it looks like they caught him before he had the chance to go.

Can’t blame Lewandowski for this one though.

Oh my. You said boner.

Bayern need just one goal to win the tie, but there’s exactly zero percent chance of it happening.

Funnily enough, “historically horrendous boner” was #3 on my ex’s list of “Reasons Why I’m Dumping You.”

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

Keep in mind that the line is painted under a few inches of ice. This can cause, when viewing from an angle as we are in this shot, the parallax effect that “positions” the puck in such a way that it even creates the illusion of white space between the puck and the line, when in actuality what we’re seeing is the…