No, he didn’t. He lowered his helmet and launched himself. That’s what the league is trying to eliminate, since it frequently puts the tackler at risk of a head, neck, or spine injury. Had Kazee kept his head up, he’d have been fine.

Of course he’s going to deny it publicly. If the CIA finds out you’ve purged the nanites, they black helicopter your ass straight to Gitmo.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

Anyone who punts from the opponent’s 15 yard line deserves everything that happens to them.

That punter was looking just like the Statue of Liberty:

Used to wait in line for Madden in the late 90s and played the very first one back in the day. Have not bought it since 2k stopped their game and could NOT be happier.

If you continue to pay $60 annually for this glorified roster/uniform update, it ain’t the game that has a glitch.

In a game against the Almighty Himself... Belichick is still within one.

The weird knee thing only happens in Joe Theismann mode.

Oakland’s not a small market, they’re cheap.

It’s funny, he’s a year younger than Lebron James, but nobody is shocked at Lebron making the equivalent play in basketball.

That’s also how he plays Chutes and Ladders with his kids.

“And if you happen to be near the ocean or a salt lake, all you have to do is fill an empty can of beans with some of the water, leave it on the dashboard of your van overnight, and the next morning, you have free salt!”

I already trust Jim Tomsula more than any guidance counselor I had in middle/high school.

Getting old sucks

No surprise that his slander of a great chicken man would piss off Purdue.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

we want players who care about the name on the front of the jersey more than the name on the back of the jersey

Yeah, but the cart ride for his family back in Texas had to be much longer, right?

“But the real question is: Have you ever been convicted of anything?”