I thought “poison pill” was some sort of Papa John’s pizza.

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

Dennis Schroder does all the bad things Russell Westbrook does without any of the good things Russell Westbrook does. 

So it’ll take Melo three moves to get where he wants to go. That’s a surprising level of efficiency from him.

the argument of “too many things” doesn’t make sense imo, Charlotte & Nashville are the 24th and 27th largest media markets in the US and can most likely support MLB teams.  Also the MLBPA will gladly take the extra 50 roster spots for their players, I wouldn’t discredit that.

It’s gonna be real sad when he’s out of football for a few years and he forgets why the rocks are on his porch. 

This gritty reboot of Little Big League is weird.

I would have assumed that the inverse of Lolita would have been where the child herself would be the predator, which Kubrick’s Lolita itself has some hints of unless I misread it.

Nah, c’mon. Two players landing pocket kings in the same hand where a third dude lands pocket aces is just unlikely as hell.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

Good to see LeBron get another shot after his last GM stint ended poorly.

Glad I saw that one through to the end. +1

Irritatingly, this doesn’t allow me to drop a true DREWBOMB

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

C’mon, you know ol’ Tony’s good for it 

This also just in: LeBron wants to take Stephen A. Smith with him to LA to pair with Lavar on the Spectrum broadcast studio show.

ESPN has demanded that LA/Spectrum take on Mark Jackson as gasbag relief.

Chef: MY MOM

Yet a picture of a Frenchman with his lips around a small cock is ok?

Word.