Somewhat ironic, given that punching an attorney seems like a perfectly rational thing to do.

It’s not just Strava. Some extremely sensitive information was leaked by an obscure over-50 cross country running app, Harrier 51.

Why is it that so many NBA teams have the collective emotional maturity of a group of sixth-grade boys?

At this point, anything that gets the Cavs acting defensively is worth a try, I guess.

I’m so glad you think that funding the Children’s Health Insurance Program is such a waste. Politics is about compromise. Would you prefer everyone be fucked over just to prove a point or would you prefer to win the battles you can when you can? Democrats don’t hold a majority in either chamber, the only way…

Wow, this is a shit headline. Go fuck yourself Rafi.

Long arm of the lube?

Shit, you think you’re smart, you follow all the sites, you read all the important news and then you find out you’ve been wrong about Jay Cutler’s nickname all along

Coldstone.

You’re fired. No disrespect.

If I were a betting man, I’d say the refs try to fix these games as soon as possible.

That’s the All-Star Game.

I initially thought you were talking about Drew (someone who does no actual reporting) questioning Simmons.

Best tweet I saw read:

Oh man, I was rooting for the Vikings to lose because I’m an angry Bears fan and was looking forward to the Drew Magary twitter meltdown, but now I’m reaaaally rooting against them, for the children.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

Sager family at the courthouse:

Better than a new U2 album.

Meh, he’s not tall enough to be an elite quarterback.

Read the ball out of the pitchers hand better than anyone on the Mets this year