That’s a pretty stark correlation.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

Wait until he takes a match with Vlad The Impeacher. That will be epic.

A professional wrestler in a high school gym in rural Kentucky is better informed than our president.

I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY
I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A VERY GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

The greatest trick Phil Jackson ever pulled was to convince James Dolan he wanted to stay.

If anyone else get hurts they’ll have to promote Tim Tebow to Double A ball

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

there is exactly (1) noun I recognize in that entire sentence.

NEVAR!!!!

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

“man, if I had a chin for every tired excuse I hear I would have about the same amount of chins”

Just further evidence of the Deep State sabotaging the Trump agenda.