“man, if I had a chin for every tired excuse I hear I would have about the same amount of chins”

Just further evidence of the Deep State sabotaging the Trump agenda.

Paul George to team up with John Wall in search of a Ringo?

Here are some other problems for both sides:

“I feel a responsibility as the CEO of an important company to grow jobs in the United States...”

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Media: There can’t possibly be a worse, more feckless representative to the world than Donald Trump.

Rodman: Hold my beer...Actually, give that back. Multitasking.

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

“...no other public school can stand up to Berkeley’s combination of elite academics and big-time sporting success.”

Too fucking right on the plumbing. We had to replace our terra cotta sewer pipe (root grew right through) and had to get a tree cut down to get to it. And to get to the tree properly, part of our fence had to come down.

I think it aligns more with cord-cutting and the NBA and NFL being nearly unwatchable at all times.

We’d never even live to see it. The combined heat of all the takes would boil the oceans and we’d all steam to death like terrestrial vertebrate shrimp.

big idiot’s beef

“Thanks for coming halfway across the world, Sean, but sorry, you can’t meet the pope” is the most hilariously petty bullshit in the world.

The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.

So which one wore a MAGA hat to work a year ago?

Can we please stop with this horseshit?

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

It looks like they got him to sign it though.