Yeah, JEEB!

This reminds of me of the time I was out of work for awhile after some minor surgery, except when I came back, most everybody wasn’t even aware I had been gone.

Would it kill you guys to find a photo of Vlade that makes him somewhat remotely halfway sober?

Your mom got things started with a monster three-run dong.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Also:

Replacing your top guy with a total amateur is now the thing that America does with its most important jobs.

Please stop posting old articles as new stories just for additional clicks.

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

You realize you used the word “unmolested” about a story where the new stadium resembles a butthole?

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

He’s bacne!

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

Actually, he would have tried to buy a 6 and 9.

“You made the right call bro. I’d have totally done the same thing, even if I knew the correct title.”

But was it a sandwich?

No. When players are getting tens of millions a year to play basketball, they should play every night unless they’re injured. That’s a reasonable expectation for a family spending $500 to see a game.

“These people have awful names.”