But was it a sandwich?

No. When players are getting tens of millions a year to play basketball, they should play every night unless they’re injured. That’s a reasonable expectation for a family spending $500 to see a game.

This is shitty news. Of course, as an athlete, it could have been worse. At least it didn’t metastasize to the locker room.

“These people have awful names.”

I haven’t seen a team screw up a situation involving a player named Cousins since about 2 weeks ago.

Easy. Their franchise was built on an Ancient Native American stereotype and is thus cursed.

The DNC.

BREAKING: Democrats are more pessimistic about Republican led administration than Republicans.

Didn’t know Trump University offered courses in public relations.

If the only requirement is weighing over 300 pounds, almost every adult man and woman in the state of Wisconsin qualifies. How do you think the Badgers do it?

Can any of them play offensive line

“Hmm, yes, let’s ignore the president of the United States, that’ll stop him.”

“Can you get a pile of guns?”

- Marvin Harrison

In one version of the game, you even get a GUN

He’s the COO of a company that makes soft helmets for flag football players.

We had a good laugh at the Russians when we saw this. Not so weird now, is it?

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.