If only the iguana had swallowed and regurgitated the golf ball Deadspin could have had a 3-story vomit streak. BleacherReport remains the sole record-holder.

When he got back to his iguana friends, he told them to mark down a 1.

I thought Jared already lost 175 pounds of redundant weight...

Actually, that's the sign for a hit and run.

Never forget the triple head-shot

He'll turn up.

"His mask was stifling, it narrowed his vision. And he must see far. His sleeves were heavy. It threw him off balance. And his target was far away."

S T R _ N G _L Y

I'm sure you have some great thoughts and feelings on how much I should get paid at my job, too. Care to share?

"Have you seen my dad dunk?"- LeBron James Jr.

PRIEST MODE

If he isn't drafted, chalk it up to the NFL's non-prophet status.

Vietnam War

That things are coming out now isn't a huge surprise.

One source with inside knowledge of the team says that Harbaugh's act has worn thin in the locker room, particularly among some key "face of the 49ers" type players.

Well that's your problem in the first place. Swim teams don't run.

I have no idea if that Star Wars quote at the end is this guy's email signature, or if he just thought that would be the perfect zinger to end his scathing rant with.

He was quickly bounced from the diving board.

Usually, the only time you see the Millionaires and the Senators get together is at Republican Congressional Committee fundraisers.

They were the two millionaires until Obama got to them