Feast Mode.

that’s what he wants you to think

Can’t really disagree with any aspect of that analysis. Solid work.

For those who didn’t see the game, let me summarize Chris Collinsworth’s commentary:

I typically find the old-school sports media to be full of insufferable, moralizing, quasi-authoritarian, self-centered blowhards.

This is shocking. Since they had the 21st pick, the Browns had nothing to do with this.

God damn it.

Can’t believe he’s been at that job for a month and Kyle already has floor seats.

A lot of conclusions will be drawn from this story, but the only logical one is that Notre Dame is going undefeated next year.

As well, forgot to mention it in this tweet:

Lack of info on his crimes has media outlets chasing their tails on this one.

NFLPA had a bone to pick with him.

I’m sure he’ll have his day. Or learn some new tricks.

Hey that’s no fair! I’m also never not feeling myself, but instead of a “God Bless You,” I get “that’s inappropriate” and “please leave the church right now or we’re calling the police.”

can’t star this enough. If Ryan used HGH, Delta 2, any GNC product he should also sue them as they clearly didn’t work.

“Mr. Howard, who hasn’t done jack shit in years, is widely considered to have the single worst contract in Major League Baseball history. Ruben Amaro, that stupid asshole, extended him years before he was even eligible for free agency. He didn’t even buy out his pre-arb years! This was fair in that it paid Mr. Howard…

You just can’t ignore the brilliance of that Trent Richardson trade.

Like most things delivered by Dan Haren, these tweets were completely out of left field.

“Well, she’s got no experience, destroyed the company she ran and got fired because of it, but she rooted for Iowa in the Rose Bowl so I guess I’ll vote for her”

Not sure if this counts, but I lived in Seattle working retail for two years, and wasn’t making enough to afford a plane ticket home. So for Christmas, I made plans for some friends to come to my place so we could all commiserate. I made dinner, this unnecessarily complex version of eggplant parm that calls for…