Dammit.

"Thirty more owners can come in, and nothing will change."

He played Koy. His brother always wanted to Ty up the loose ends, though.

"I came up with my own 'Dream Shake' I guess — the white version."

I wish Dirk talked more, he's so quotable. The best was last week on the Ticket when he said he makes Chandler Parsons pay for dinner "because it's my money anyway."

You can't leave the bench to jump into a fight in any sport.

So, in other words, junior hockey has a better system than the NCAA.

So no beer, they have to move the tournament to the winter when all the European leagues are still going on, you might go to jail if you're gay, and they are basically using slave labor to build stadiums which will have no purpose after the tournament. FIFA makes the NFL look like Amnesty International.

"I thought Cam needed to get a rhythm going. He got a rhythm going, and I stuck with him."

In seventh grade I used to wear a pair of cargo pants that you could zip off at the knees and transform into cargo shorts.

This is art.

No, chris-sjbmx has a point. I understand you might be coming from the right place, but it's beyond 'agency'.

Bisexuality IS a thing that exists... which proves that some people can choose which gender to pursue relationships with.

"Immigrant. Got what it deserved. Shoulda stayed in Canadia."
-Luke Scott

I think Schefter's argument is much stronger than McHenry's. He may have been done in by a bad headline, but that's not necessarily his fault.

The good news is that by age 50 Marcus will be right at the median among ex-football players as to how many NFL games they remember playing in.

He didn't merely break his leg, he fuckin judo kicked his own leg in half to get away from playing with Kobe. Jeanie Buss was calling him a loser as the ambulance doors closed.

Yeah, it's called Kobe beef for a reason.

I never thought I'd say the sentence "I'm with Kobe."