I would. A year under Jones or Snyder, and I'd never work again. I've had jobs in cubicle land for 30k a year that were absolute horseshit. I could put up with either control freak for a mere year to become a millionaire.

Hood to English translator: Ty Lawson recalled a hilarious event during a basketball game when a fan exclaimed that JaVale was on a television segment that highlights follies and other nonsensical hi-jinks. JaVale promptly replied by saying, "I am working hard to earn a living."

The incident marked the first time Shonn Greene has ever sped away from someone trying to catch him.

Jesus Christ, she's throwing everyone under the Buss!

Jesus's Crucifixion Was Planned, Practiced, Therefore Thorny

I always knew Floyd Mayweather beat women.

I'm a mustard and relish guy personally but ketchup is perfectly fine on dogs if you must. I've been more than happy with that on my dogs when I've been to cook-outs that aren't properly stacked with better condiments.

Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.

SIR! It's coloreds and chinamen! How dare you be so insensitive!

Their OWN preferred name. Don't get up in arms about it. When a clear majority of a minority group decides that they want to be called something, we probably should do it.

Maybe he figured there was more than one way to beat poverty.

To be fair, when he works with the kids, he really puts their blood, sweat and tears into it.

Hey jerk face, don't you DARE criticize Red Penis. He's a Hall of Famer and has spent more than 50 years in the Cardinals organization.

Everyone's entitled to their two cents in the food business , except LeSean McCoy's servers.

IT PUTS THE APOLOGY ON ITS PODCAST OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

First of all, great stuff on a wonderfully funny guy. Second, this is the first time I've heard anyone bestow so much praise on "Small Soldiers". Seriously...huh?

For the record, him not favoriting your Tweets doesn't count.

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

Do you want to kill us all?!