This reminds me of when the NFL had the Super Bowl in some fictional town called "Jacksonville".

She would've been married and would probably have kids right now, except all the men who were foolish enough to think she was someone they could sleep on are now littering her past with their bones.

So lots of tongue, got it.

I don't know about you, but I came to watch Tony Randazzo, so I got my money's worth.

This is just part of the application process for Ray Rice's summer camp.

Hunter sending this tip to Deadspin is great, having his buddies troll the rookie is also great. Isn't contacting the player's gf a bitch move though?

Adam Dunn: That's easy. Watch. I'm juxtapose to hit home runs, but I usually end up striking out instead. If I'm not shitting the bed, I'm probably dealing with consternation. Adam Dunn... more like Adam Dunnohowtotakeawalk, AMELIORATE?!!

If Roger Goodell could meet with Scandrick and Molly at the same time to get her side of the story it is possible this will be reduced to a 2-game suspension.

Finally a post where the comments will be directly on topic.

Is it a dumb rule? Yeah, definitely. At the same time though, the players know what the rules are now, and would rather take the rec drug, then get the four games salary, it's dumb all around.

Hopefully Deadspin follows up with this guy. And I hope everyone else can somehow pick up the shattered peices of their lives after having to read something in all caps. I know somehow we'll overcome this. We are the greatest generation.

So...my question regarding this Redskins Hellabloo is this:

What's 'winning' here? What makes everyone happy? Changing the name of the team to something else? Because that won't strike the name 'Redskins" from the discussion no
more than preaching abstinence education stops people from boning.

What I mean is changing…

We talking about lunch, man. Not the game, not the game. We sitting in here, and they're supposed to be the franchise player, and we in here talking about lunch. We talking about lunch, man. How silly is that?

They could do this whole talking to actual Native people, but I suggest they check out this super informative website: http://www.redskinsfacts.com/

Time for the Chiefs to go back to being the Chefs.

Toyota is the perfect sponsor for Red Zone offense, because no matter what you try, they're unstoppable.

TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU READ A DEADSPIN ARTICLE ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY AND THEN WENT AND ACTIVELY TRIED TO GET BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY

Crowd: "Balfour!"

God, I am going to get an ouya and cry my eyes out when this comes out. Also because I spent money on an Ouya.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.