If those execs need any help I'm sure most Boston Bruins fans would be more than willing to point out Subban's biggest flaw.

Think about it in your terms. If Deadspin offered you 10 times your current salary as a signing bonus and 40 times your current salary guaranteed for as little as 3 years of writing, would you take it or sign a shorter deal to really cash in again a few years later? I'm not your advisor, but I would strongly advise…

Are you willing to remove your sentence blaming the agent when clearly the agent tried to talk him out of it?

I think it's funny that a man who pens an 8,000 word column on scrambled eggs believes that making a Möbius strip out of a bagel is a bit too much pedantry to spend on breakfast preparation.

tl;dr

Yeah, you might, and it's not redundant. It's done to avoid a situation where you are only charged with the most serious offense and, for whatever reason, the prosecution fails to prove the elements necessary to convict, therefore allowing you to get off scot free.

2/10. Needs more CAPS LOCK.

LaRussa knows all about cheating. He often went beer before hard and, somehow, still ended up in the clear.

The word "stable" doesn't belong anywhere near the people in this story.

Yeah Jetes!

I guess we shouldn't be surprised at how twisted up you are about this.

From the Businessweek story that highlighted the Gazprom connection:

Every time I read your name I imagine thats's how John Travolta would pronounce Dylan McDermott's name.

[liver fails spontaneously]

Hey now, I know plenty of male orcs who would never hit a woman unless she was charging at them with a weapon in hand.

Other than their own stupidity, which equates marijuana use as being worse than violence against woman.

I know man, being a schmuck should be a crime. If it was, this guy would be tried with aggravated schmuckery, plus the conspiracy to commit schmuckery would add to his sentence. The sentence would be 1 cop punch.

If you enjoy First Take I dont expect you to see the point on anything.

"Bayless and Smith are such great orators that it is actually entertaining just watching them, no matter what they are saying. "