Russia wants to make sure that there's no confusion over the term "bear"

I keep watching the GIF.

Oh my god, are you okay?

It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

"Hey, good-looking. Ever had sex with a puppet before?"

Russian Security Officer: "What is wrong with eye?"

The bottom line is I give formerly famous people the chance to step in the ring, they're not gonna kill each other.

And if DMX goes off-script, it wouldn't be the first time Zimmerman entered into an advantageous situation and left with a few bruises.

"Feldman's a sham. We never fixed our boxers."

The better question is, why do Canadians look down their noses at America for not using the metric system and then turn around and use yards for Canadian football?

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"It's official, all of human life has become a BuzzFeed post."

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

"I can just imagine what his dick looks like." - Jenn Sterger

I think Jason Keidel, who obviously doesn't molest children, really needs to put out a few columns on the subject to disprove to all those idiots that think JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN.

"Phew! No longer the dirtiest piss in Yankee Stadium"

"Wow, that guy's got a huge dick!"

Deion has been saying for a while that things need to change at Prime Prep Academy. But, like most Texas schools, they refuse to evolve.

You know how northerners go into a blind panic and start dropping dead when the temperature hits 97 in the summer, and the southerners are outside working in pants in 110 with 80% humidity? It's like that, but in reverse.

So, full disclosure, I'm not a Giants fan but I grew up and live in northern New Jersey. Long story short, I went to Metlife for the first time this season and holy. shit. It's a dump. Being in it I could not wrap my mind around how they possibly spent $1 billion dollars building that piece of shit.