The new head gear has been even less popular among players.

NBA players are big 2nd amendment supporters.

Horowitz: What do you think guys, should I take this?

"Time for some #HotCakes with Al Roker."- Matt Lauer

Its cool when very different people can come together to find something they can agree on like how Macklemore dislikes George W. Bush because of his stance on gay marriage and Carroll dislikes him because he blew up the twin towers.

Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

Blessed are those that believe that my icon is properly centered; they shall inherit the next kinja IT job posting.

Only if he was driving their bus.

Rob ford:

What I don't understand is, these two particular guys have had corroboration in hand AND the moral high ground. Why the hell would these guys cede that advantage for a little security, or worse, just give it away? Why give the other side a chance to go on the offensive? What a dumb fucking strategy. I mean, Christ, GO…

"Nuke it 'til it glows" is also how I prefer to cook a frozen bean and cheese burrito.

That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace. I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean...

You're never going to get it perfect, but I think NHL replay is the best in professional sports.

You know son, there's another drug you can get high on. It's called, "responsibility".

Worst. Jamboroo. Ever.

Rest in poop, Andy.

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Ironically, "And we'll never be Royals" is included in every Scott Boras client's No Trade Clause.

Michael Kay: [reads sign]