Haha. I was on a plane once when a drunk woman sitting across the aisle gave the guy next to her a handy under a blanket. it was SO obvious what was happening and just weird. The best was when the plane landed and he said “it was nice to meet you”.

I once sat in the middle seat between a man chewing tobacco then spitting into a cup and a woman who cut her toenails.

I’m ignoring instructions because I DON’T PLAY BY THE RULES

Feet. It is always feet for me. I would rather see blood, guts, vomit, brain ooze falling out of someone’s ear... Feet are THE WORST. I fly economy class a lot, and it is awful for the most part (for various reasons). But I still vividly remember my first upgrade-to-first-class experience. I was so excited.…

I almost married a guy who hated Mexican food. Looking back, that was only one of the red flags and I dodged a bullet with his trifling, Mexican food hating ass.

Really. Litter really. Literally.

Her avatar has Kleavage.

*Deep breath*

When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

Looked at their comment history: This is the typical racism disguised as concern.

And dear sweet TayTay: if you want to discuss women sticking together that’s fine, but first let’s talk about your playground fight with Katy Perry and your girl gang Bad Blood video, mmmkay?

Look at the white woman making it about her.... So adorable.

Black Twitter is absolutely DRAGGING TayTay and it is probably the greatest thing ever.

I cannot stand it when white women use “women should stick together” to dismiss women of color’s complaints of racism. It’s just like when men of color dismiss women of color’s concerns about sexism because such discussions supposedly aid white supremacy. This is why total and complete intersectionality is important.

Mrs. Dilber: I’ve got his blankets.
Old Joe: Ah, his blankets... Why, Mrs. Dilber, they’re still warm! I don’t pay extra for the warmth, you know.
Mrs. Dilber: You should. It’s the only warmth he ever had.

My dad had a similar incident with his cat. He went to kiss her and she bit his lip. He had a big old bite on his lip for a week or so. Joe Biden, just like my dad!!

I kept scrolling and it wouldn’t stop. Thought maybe I was dead and in purgatory.

I almost broke my eyes doing this.