I just tried to imagine waking up and seeing this first thing in the morning and I blacked out for 20 seconds

I guess the rest of us can hang it up. I mean, if Lenny Kravitz isn't cool. We have no chance.

I guess this is growing up.

Blink 182 captured what it's like to be a 13-14 year old boy better than any band in history. I can put on any one of their albums up through take off your pants and jacket (get it!) and immediately be transported back to a time when sex was something I joked about with my friends but was desperately afraid of having.…

I remember distinctly getting high in my mid 20's, listening to "What's My Age Again?" and saying to myself "wow, these lyrics really speak to me."

I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE HAS USED THIS GIF YET

Everytime I do this pose I think of this:

I thought a Sex Bark is the noise one makes when "it slips into the wrong hole on accident".

Wait, so it isn't that peeing before sex causes UTIs, rather it is not peeing after p in v sex that causes it. But if you truly have to pee, won't sex with a full bladder be uncomfortable and not worth it. Feels like another way to make straight ladies worry about sex rather than enjoy it.

He said I looked like a duckling.

omg

The best costume I've ever encountered was a lady dressed as a Merkin Trader. She had a sash full of merkins, and all night I encountered other people with merkins stuck on their crotches over their costumes.

omg yes this.

In my experience I can vouch that Shakira is a very dedicated and educated humanitarian.

Who even needs a time machine for young Clint when his son Scott exists?

alright, if you're allowing James spader on the premise of mourning their pervious hotness then I submit young Robert redford

Rom-Coms....

HOTTEST GIF EVER:

Dance. I have all of the grace of a dying hippo.