The usual trick for male underwear models is to use wonder bread. I am not kidding. Its soft and easy to form into a pouch. I first learned this trick as a wardrobe assistant on a photo shoot for the homepage models on the MANHUNT website. Objects in underwear are sometimes smaller than they appear.

BYE PHYLICIA.

I would have sloppy sex with him. I'd get him and a couple of bottles of pinto greeg and make a little Saturday night out of it. He has a nice body. As long as he doesn't talk too much and remind me that he's Justin fucking Bieber, yeah. I guess.

Nope. This is how you do underwear ads:

Actually, the blog also takes its name from a Bette Davis movie called Jezebel. The choice of the name Jezebel was to demonstrate the laughable hypocrisy in how women who were so-called "Jezebels" were historically vilified thanks in large part to a patriarchal culture obsessed with shaming women for owning their…

CHEF MORIMOTO!!!!!!!!!

Every time I see this guy, I definitely think "I would not fuck with that dude."

Seriously, this Gaston is the best. (Sounds like the same guy, at least.)

I FUCKIN LOVE ART

Spent a wonderful day out with my mother. We ate an amazing lunch at the National Gallery of Art, then we went to the Dumbarton Oaks museum, and we explored the vast gardens.

1. I want this "actual human baby Ariana Grande" rumor to last forever. Please never take this from me.

Welcome kids! Welcome to the world of booze! Soon you too will be a lady in your thirties commenting on an Internet blog on a Friday night while having a glass of wine!

My parents let me have a little wine with dinner when I was growing up so by the time I got to college, I was completely accustomed to it and didn't go binge drinking like an idiot. I became the sober friend who herded drunk friends like cats and got them safely into beds and couches at 3am. I have no idea why parents…

people hate kim kardashian because she's sexual, shallow, and has a jillion dollar business off of it. people can stay pressed, stay salty, because kim is taking everyone to the fucking bank. i think kanye especially really loves kim.

god, i wonder if i could? i have no drawing ability.

she should adopt ariana grande

I can't afford a real Chanel bag either, but I still think a fake one is beneath me. I guess I am a brokeass snob?

Teen snark is not as funny as teen thinks it is. People ask these questions because they want to interact with you, and this is an easy, safe way to do it. Your time would be better spent learning how to make polite conversation. I joked about doing the same thing when I was a teen/young adult, but I didn't, because I…

I love the Baconator. It's one of my favorite things. I always ask for a small container of the cheese they put on the baked potato with some sour cream. You top that on the Baconator and your mouth will sing as will your rectum.