DEFENDERS: I enjoyed it, except for one thing: THE VILLAINS. Wow, The Hand ended up... weak. I mean, awful. I know Marvel has an issue with poorly-written villains, but these guys, sheesh.

I do in-home caregiving for people with mental and behavioral issues. My main client lives about two blocks from the hospital, and uses ER visits for attention. if we don’t take him, he will run over there and then try to claim he can’t walk.

Also, he changed all the guns to walkie-talkies.

Race cars, hipsters, aeroplanes... it’s a duck blur!

“You’ll be able to see other up to 16 players who are near you, but they’ll only be represented as glowing orbs, not as ships or pilots. And you can’t do much with them in-game, though you can communicate with them over voice chat, hence the “joint exploration” label, since that’ll at least be useful for flying around…

Or, more likely, since this is what happens 99.99% of the time:
The men: “We have 50% women! We’re equal now.”
The woman: “But you guys dont listen to anything we sa-”
Men: “WE’RE EQUAL NOW! And you should smile more, or you won’t get married.”

A posible reveaA possible reveal from Snoak? He’s going to expose himself?

And why not a Latinx woman?

So, when one of the franchise’s flagpole female characters leaves, she’s replaced by a man? I don’t want to think about the implications. I mean, sure, at least Rey has stepped in to keep it from being a total dudefest, but it’s still a problematic replacement.

Aubrey. AUBRY Plaza.

Well, ever since Guardians of the Galaxy made money and Thor 2 didn’t, I thought thye were retooling Thor into a lighthearted, pop music-filled buddy comedy.

I have the mobile version. I love it so much. It’s weirdly good, in spite of everything.

So this is what white people consider “poor service?”

You mean the guy who imagined killing Batman in his own head?
Okay, see, you take that, but then actually do it.

You know, for a long time I’ve had a thought - it sounds malicious, but it isn’t.
A really interesting plot for the comics would be one where Bruce gets shot in the face by a random no-name thug. Just a lucky bullet, and Batman ends up dead in an alley. Because he was on one of his loner swing-around-the-city…

He’s a metahuman. He has Writer Favor, which makes him effectively invincible.

It’ an X-Ray move. By Mortal Kombat rules, she’ll be up and fighting again in about two seconds.

It’ll be like that bald SHIELD agent who turned out to be Hydra. Recurring characters who don’t even have Maria Hill levels of recognizability, but when you rewatch you can say, “Wow! It was GALAGA guy the whole time!”

If Batman is about to go scremaing-crazy and run into the desert to do illegal things, it probably means she’s saying no.

“Batman runs into the desert and goes nuts.”
Yeah, she’s gonna say no. Definitely.