Paul McCartney has to play a ghost, because he’s been dead for years.

Symbolic of the movie?

Eh. Ever since the Victorian Era taught that all affection was taboo, we have sexualized everything in relationships - fictional characters can’t be friends, they MUST be fucking. Siblings can’t have a sibling relationship, they MUST be fucking.

I’m tired of everything and everybody being aggressively shipped with…

Well, I guess Asgardians are alt-right, too.

You just hate the popo.

You forgot the non-apology. “Well, I’m sorry that you were offended when I spoke the truth.”

I was hoping that Zelda Clue would be more along the lines of, “WHo murdered Tingle? EVERYBODY.”

In the name of freedom of speech, you must be silenced. You, and everyone else who agrees with you. Freedom of speech cannot exist until wrong opinions are eradicated.

Performance artist is 99% likely to be true. Political pundits on the left and right all exagerrate themselves for show business. Note how Rush Limbaugha nd Seth MacFarlane got along perfectly fine behind the cameras. I used to know a smaller-time talk radio host who was a greeat guy in person, a great faily man,…

“Is Captain America a Nazi? Well, technically yes, he just doesn’t call himself one.”
So, Captain America is like 99% of white men now.

Just put some pants on him. We’ve been doing it for centuries.

He specifically said why he feels Michael Bay is a genius - he’s a genius in the technical details and in crafting special effects. And honestly, I can’t argue with that. Even Devastator was really well-designed if you ignore the dangling balls. It’s just that Bay can’t really do a lot of other things right, making…

I always thought it was a jaba t the racists who wanted Steve because he was white.
“You want a white Cap? Fine, then. We’ll make him REALLY white!”

Stoutland fainted.

Well, we took a Japanese anime character and made her white, so they took a white anime character and made him Japanese. I see nothing wrong with this.

Yes, punch your child as hard as you can. And keep doing it until the redness disappears from your vision, and you can hear again.

La Guardia also smashed the lingering remnants of Tammany Hall, and he deserves endless respect for that.

Marvel: “We’re all-new, all-different, and inclusive!”
*slowly but surely, all the white CIS male heroes eclipse their diverse replacements once more*

That episode was better than what I had hoped for. And considering that we ALWAYS overestimate stuff in our heads and get disappointed... wow.

I use them when prepping corned beef brisket (along with coriander, cloves, mustard seed, celery seed, peppercorns, brown sugar, and liquid smoke), and they do make a difference. Also, it adds to the potion master mystique.