CANDIDATES FOR GREATEST EVER:

ELAPIDAE THE MEDUSA: Used all the appropriate rules, she had a nerfed gaze attack... but more importantly, she grew up alone in adungeon, so she had very little command of the language, and essentially acted like a puppy. You’d think it would be a liability, but she kept unintentionally…

Everyone knows that the only way to play Smash Brothers is Fox only, no items, Final Destination. That’s the only way it was ever intended to be played.

THE LAST JEDI

Rey has found Luke SKywalker, the last Jedi. Of course, you already know this, because you saw the last movie. Why do we even do these opening titles? They’re not necessary. Sure, George Lucas liked them, but we hate Lucas and everything he ever did now, it’s why we’re killing off your old favorite…

Well, then it would need a new name, albeit something that still fits the SW acronym. So: Star Walrus. Would you go and watch Star Walrus?

Has the Steven Universe fandom taught us nothing? If someone draws a character as slightly thinner than usuaul, the only recourse is to force them to commit suicide.

Personally, I think the world’s greatesy injustice is tha tthe entire cast and crew of Into Darkness was not put on trial for war crimes. That movie violates the Geneva Convention, yo.

And yet it’s still better than Into Darkness.

I kind of touched on this in another comment, but I’ll say it more in detail here:

How is it cornier than, “The Empire Strikes Back”?
Try to forget how good ESB the movie is, and just look at that title.

I was going to say, it sounds like Luke’s gonna die.
That said, I’ve been thinking... and I think Yoda was actually a terrible leader. I know everybody looks up to him, but all the Jedi got killed on hi watch - and if you interpret the Jedi of the prequels as the Jedi in decline, fat with their own victories, at times…

Wow, “I hate this show because it invents a character who is not an established comic regular!”

Are those bitter nerd tears I sense?

Jagi+Jagi’s brain matter OTP

Shortly after Blizzard begins to make some strides with an LGBTQ character, they negate all of it by forcing two more into CISdom. Great. Why do they HAVE to make characters hetero?

Yeah, I flagged him, too, but it feels pointless, because he can do it in the real world without consequences. I wish our “freedom of speech” didn’t protect racists, and just let the law cleanse ‘em all.

I’ve beaten Mike Tyson. It remains my personal biggest gaming achievement. Here’s how:

-I read step-by-step guides, punch by punch.
-I watched it on Youtube for hours on end.
-I kept trying for a period of time totalling about twenty days.
-On the day when I actually won, it took six hours on Mike Tyson.

So there’s your…

I’ve beaten Mike Tyson. It remains my personal biggest gaming achievement. Here’s how:

-I read step-by-step guides, punch by punch.
-I watched it on Youtube for hours on end.
-I kept trying for a period of time totalling about twenty days.
-On the day when I actually won, it took six hours on Mike Tyson.

So there’s your…

I was wondering when we’d get a white supremacist here. LOL!

SO much buildup, and then they wasted him.

Are you sure that isn’t Tom Selleck?
“NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE WATCHING BLUE BLOODS AAAARGH! SELLECK SMASH!”