Wow, look at you. Excusing abuse when it comes from a man, blaming a woman... real piece of work, here. Look, he did it. This is proven. Absolutely. The only people who deny it are liars.

This is great! I can mass-flag people for pedophilia if I don’t like them! UNLIMITED POWER!

Of course he’s denying it. Abusers always deny it. He beat his kids and his wife. It’s been proven by her testimony.

All southerners are racists. Racists can never be redeemed. It’s best to just round ‘em all up and wipe ‘em out. Or, barring that, just deny them any chance at education or employment until they die out naturally. That’s the only way to deal with racists.

Wi-Uhl-ed

I agree. We should outlaw religion, and wipe out those who don’t convert out of their beliefs. That has always produced good societies in the past.

Superman doesn’t have to kill Batman to win. Superman just has to knock him unconscious, or break his limbs, or something ismilar. It’s very easy when you move faster than the speed of light.

Canon Supes executed Zod with kryptonite. He just felt really bad about it afterwards.

But does the third verse celebrate slavery?

And if there’s a house fire, you’ll be the first to be rescued!

Well, it had the best opening music of anything.

But yeah... I dunno, the way that Chrono Cross killed off the entire cast of the first game just ddn’t sit well with people, I think.

A hug. Hugs cool everyone down.

“Football” means that the game is played on foot, not horseback.

The best trick: “Don’t have an obsessive need to play video games at the expense of your significant other. Enjoy the hobby, but with some perspective.”

You’re a woman if you self-identify as a woman. The Olympic committee should recognize that.

No no no, it’s okay to do whatever you want to the bad guys, because they are bad and we are good!

I’m pretty sure the joke has been said about fifty times already, but unless one of these figures is of a 400 lb man with an uneven patchy beard, an ill-fitting t-shirt, a fanny pack, and creepypervstalker eyes, it ain’t an accurate representation of the fandom.

I knew Pokemon Go! was racist and sexist.

You know that thought exercise where if you could kill Hitler before he took over, would you?
Yeah, we’re living it right now.

Nobody is this vicious toward male characters.