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I agree. We should outlaw religion, and wipe out those who don’t convert out of their beliefs. That has always produced good societies in the past.

Superman doesn’t have to kill Batman to win. Superman just has to knock him unconscious, or break his limbs, or something ismilar. It’s very easy when you move faster than the speed of light.

Canon Supes executed Zod with kryptonite. He just felt really bad about it afterwards.

But does the third verse celebrate slavery?

And if there’s a house fire, you’ll be the first to be rescued!

Well, it had the best opening music of anything.

But yeah... I dunno, the way that Chrono Cross killed off the entire cast of the first game just ddn’t sit well with people, I think.

A hug. Hugs cool everyone down.

“Football” means that the game is played on foot, not horseback.

The best trick: “Don’t have an obsessive need to play video games at the expense of your significant other. Enjoy the hobby, but with some perspective.”

You’re a woman if you self-identify as a woman. The Olympic committee should recognize that.

No no no, it’s okay to do whatever you want to the bad guys, because they are bad and we are good!

I’m pretty sure the joke has been said about fifty times already, but unless one of these figures is of a 400 lb man with an uneven patchy beard, an ill-fitting t-shirt, a fanny pack, and creepypervstalker eyes, it ain’t an accurate representation of the fandom.

I knew Pokemon Go! was racist and sexist.

You know that thought exercise where if you could kill Hitler before he took over, would you?
Yeah, we’re living it right now.

Nobody is this vicious toward male characters.

Hillary would take the stunner, sell it, but then quietly order that Steve Austin have an “Accident.”

Donald Trump would deny that he ever took a stunner, and then declare that he plans to build a wall to keep out all wrestlers.

Well, he deserves it. This is completely his fault.

Do you see, men, what happens when you mistreat women? This is his fault, 100%.

Not to play Devil’s Advocate, but they were released too early and ended up on clearance before the movie. Then, after the movie they returned to ordinary sales areas. Are the clearance sales counted, or something separate? Because we all love a deal.