Jail’s too good for an abuser. I think that they should bring back the scarlet “A” for anyone who abuses his wife or girlfriend. Let it out in the open. Let him be alone forever. He deserves worse.

But did you put a sweater on it?

As a cub scout, I had to keep a plant alive for ONE MONTH. I got some seeds, I learned hot to take care of it... but unfortunately, the rules did not take into account MY MOTHER.

I’m in my thirties, and I get that. When the whole family piles into the car during a reunion, I MUST take the uncomfortable middle seat - even if there are tinier, skinner people, and logic would dictate putting them there, I have a few relatives who will pitch a fit if I don’t get relegated to the middle seat/back…

I... I used to think I was the only one who felt this way.

And thirtysomething bachelors, who are all at least 25% Smeagol.

-Constantly whining. I don’t mean complaining in situations where it is warranted, I mean building your life off of bitching about things. You know the type - somebody who’s ALWAYS had a bad week, and is ALWAYS angry at people.

Just the other week I got to listen to this one woman - who is always angry every time I…

I’m too old to care about which coffee is “good” coffee or “bad” coffee. Whether you got it from Starbucks, Peets, Tim Hortons, an upscale shop, a keurig, instant, or you harvested and ground the beans yourself, if you enjoyed the coffee then it’s good coffee, END OF STORY. If you want to be snobby and denigrate…

You burned him so badly that you might have to pay his hospital bills.

I love how people are threatening to quit (but not really doing so) because, GASP, there’s a challenge now! SO. UNREASONABLE.

I’m too old for self-righteously fighting back because somebody is mistreating me. It never makes anything better.

But downloading is piracy! Wait, I think I got my wires crossed.

“If they don’t want people to steal their stuff, then they shouldn’t make game people want to play! Games should be free! It’s a victimless crime. Nobody is hurt. Big corporations are heartless and don’t deserve my money. But I waaaaaaaaant it.”

Just getting all that out of the way before anybody really means it.

Well, he had to please Chi-Chi somehow.

I loved the first one, and this one looks great, too.

How to run a game: CHANGE NOTHING EVER. LET THEM STEW.

You’re doing it again! I’m feeling oppressed! Somebody’s gotta pay! On Twitter!

Stop being genocidal, white man!

That sounds like something a white man would say.

The number of people who find ways to be self-righteous about their trolling, as if it is a sacred duty, is... well no, not astounding, because human nature is human nature.