It was intended for the stage and should not have been published outside of that context.

That’s funny, there was me thinking The Cursed Child was the worst fan-fiction ever written.

Unlikely. Fermi’s Paradox suggests that if we haven’t received contact already, we won’t, and that any civilizations out there burned themselves out aeons ago.

Bannon probably has swastika-themed Christmas decorations.

I would love to have been a fly on the wall the day Bannon met Jared Kushner.

Fair point. But The Last Jedi sucked. Plain and simple.

I call bullshit on aliens.

You know what the real scary thing about all this is?

Simplest reason the Rock won’t run?

True that, but I can hope.

Plenty. I would like to se Harris run or someone like Gabby Giffords. She literally took a bullet to the head and kept going.

Luke milking that sea-critter’s teets is not an image I need in my head. Thanks, Rian.

Exactly. I never thought I’d say this, but I miss George Lucas.

Ditto. It’s like that for all genre movies now. I’m just a jaded old cynic who’s forgotten how to enjoy things, even when they’re pretty bad to watch.

Nah. Luke was just projecting himself projecting himself on Crait.

Uh, Darth Maul came back with metal legs to wreak havoc on Kenobi’s life.

Those ‘whys’ can be answered simply by:

Awful movie. Does Rian Johnson want to be hated? Fans are coming for his blood.

Oh, my bad. You’re right though. Delaying the storm.

I can’t decide if Joe Biden’s apology to her will play well, or play against him, if he chooses to run in 2020.