Leia floaty mcfloating her way back to the airlock was embarrassing to watch and, frankly, an insult to Carrie’s memory.

Fair enough with Liv Tyler, loads of people would have been good at playing Arwen. But Cate is definitively Galadriel, right from the opening voice-over in the Fellowship prologue.

The kid at the end felt like the final episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

You win the internets today, sir. Best comment in months.

Thanks Rian Johnson, for giving us the image of Luke milking the teets of a creepy sea critter.

Also I just meant that Ian McKellan was born to play Gandalf, in the way that Sean Connery was not.

Hellboy, don’t let Batman hear this, but you will always be my favorite.

It has to be Arwen, Galadriel or Eowyn? They are the only ones.

If it looks that orange going in, imagine how it looks coming out. Ugh.

Lol. Whatever happened to the days of leaving work stuff at work?

I hope Spurlock didn’t carry out this crap during the ‘Super Size Me’ shoot. That would be extra gross.

Hold on. So you’re telling me that season-ticket holders, who pool huge amounts of money in their lifetimes into watching black athletes play ball, don’t actually like those athletes?

Please don’t rest on your laurels, Democratic Party.

Give that sculptor a raise, because those wax figures look lifelike.

If by ‘fun things’ you mean cheaply designed costumes, sets & makeup effects, bad dialogue and cringey character motivations, then yeah, I’m going to pass.

Funny to you, maybe. Geeky nerd humour that makes me cringe more than smile.

Really? since when do ass jokes and cutesy nerd-humour qualify as GOOD jokes?

For the love of god, NO.

Josh Lyman for president.

How small does your penis have to be to sign up to ICE?