I am a female lawyer in my early 30s and I regularly get mistaken for an assistant or paralegal. It adds extra difficulty to my job since I need to establish credibility before I can even engage with clients.

I’d say it is because Thor, as he is depicted in the comics anyway, does not translate well to the big screen. Going by the first 2 films anyway.

“Martyrs” ***SPOILERS***

Collins and Murkowski and Flake will fall in line and in about a week or two, they’ll pull this bullshit coy routine again and everyone will fall for it again.

“One obvious question: Why are we believing this woman, who so very clearly has a vagina?”

She really underestimated how stupid voters are. Trump’s campaign was based on catch phrases and saying anything the crowd wanted to hear.

“What do you hate?”
“Not having money!”
“I WILL GIVE YOU MORE MONEY THAN ANYONE IN HISTORY!”

“What else do you hate?”
“Welfare people taking our money!”
“I WILL TAKE MORE MONEY FROM…

I love relitigating 2016. There’s no downside to arguing over the past. So much less risk than figuring out how to win in 2018.  Let’s keep this up forever. 

*white and Asian people - remember Emma Stone is in this.

Bill Skarsgaurd is another who did a lot of method with Pennywise, but wasn’t an asshole about it. He was intentionally kept away from the child actors so that when he did finally film with them, it would add an extra creep level because they weren’t friends with him off screen. However, after he did film with them…

I saw how easy it would be, as a parent, to accept the idea that my children deserve healthcare and education.

Sometimes, when you turn over a rock, all the little insects are temporarily stunned by the light and need a little poke with a stick to start scurrying in earnest.

If you want to speak directly to Donny Two Scoops, going on Fox is the best way.

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

I didn’t know Sasha could play a convincing teen girl.  Damn he’s good.

Fuck this guy.

I hope he gets cancer and dies a miserable death.

They have special “therapists” for cock and ball torture?

Um...pretty sure they aren’t “therapists”

Eh, some people are that way, but a lot of what I encountered was thinly veiled jealousy.

We were married 7 years before we had our one and only child, and before that, my friends (and many others) who had kids would ask, because they were clearly jealous of the extra money and free time we had. If it ever got brought…

Step one to having kids is waiting for the parents to retire so I can have some indentured servants do the heavy lifting.

The majority of Americans are not good parents. Most should not even be allowed to own pets.