Sacre bleu, le sacrilege!

Just a heads up, this article is about ugly cars, not Alfa Romeos

Boy, that was a lot of scrolling not to see a Cizeta.

This car consistently causes me strong feels...both positive and negative: Citroen SM. It’s a sort of “comfortably uncomfortable” feeling. So damn weird...but cool...but weird...but cool...but...

Not the biggest fan of these, but came here to nominate the Z3M clownshoe...shocked I’ve scrolled this far and haven’t seen anyone mention it yet given how much hatred that styling seems to drive. I love those things. 

Great, now I want to build a mid-engined El Camino or Ranchero.

Clown shoe

This is the rear end of the BMW i8. It looks like the i8 is giving birth to a silver Porsche 997.

I live in a rural area and don’t really care if I’m going over a line when there are no other cars on the road.

Storm is the MVP of the new X-Men period. While the dude bros thought Wolverine was the shit, Storm was my favorite followed by Colossus. (Yes like you I too love this shit.) She put Wolverine in check more than once, became a confidant for Jean Grey/Phoenix, was a mentor to Kitty Pryde and was obviously being groomed…

The lack of visibility. That seems to be widespread but isn’t really a feature. I have to crane my neck to see around my rear view mirror and all the sensors when going around on-ramps.

I feel a Wife Swap coming on.

MBS had a US citizen / journalist assassinated in the EMBASSY.. and the US did NOTHING about it. America is a nation of immoral spineless cowards, it has no moral high ground over the evil Saudi monarchy.

The dude killed people he didn’t like that were talking about him....full stop.  No amount of dough should erase shit like that.

SEE ALSO: The weird WWE video glorifying MBS and Saudi’s “progressivism.”

They even let women DRIVE! How NOVEL!

It’s as if a case of AXE body spray suddenly became a car.

I assume it comes with a year’s supply of Ed Hardy in the trunk.

Even my own car I check the backseat. I ain’t about to get urban legended.

“Dunder Mifflin Chevrolet, may I help you?”

Time to build a wheel.  Do it right and your pride in them will last forever.