That’s impressive.  Not only that it exists, but the fact that it got knocked out of the ugly tree with an ugly stick, hit every branch on the way down and then had the ugly forest fall on top of it when it landed.   

I’m Chinese, and I’m stealing that joke. Not that I have many (any) opportunities to knee people, but if I did, I’d yell, “See these knees? These are CHI-KNEES” as I do so.

Don’t worry, I just called 911 to tell the hospital to prep the burn unit.

Isn’t that what’s become of Jalopnik?

Yeah, I keep a 105-pc Craftsman set and a Stanley jumper-box / air-compressor in my truck. It all fits nicely behind the bench seat, and I could probably do most repairs on the side of the road. Still need to get a tire-repair kit, doh.

It’s like pens in high school. No matter how many I buy, I’ll always have just one.

You’re gonna wish it had ten 10mm sockets after you lose all nine.

Nine 10mm sockets.

i found the note on the regen braking to be the most fascinating...this is a wild variable to introduce into the future of racing and range management.

The R1T is the only thing seriously competing with the ID Buzz to be my next vehicle. Really great looking, cool bits like the tunnel, and the tech sounds legit. Glad to see it’s actually out in the wild doing cool, non-vapor stuff.

this looks like a creepy fish... and not in the “see it in the dark and its spooky” way... more like “your aunt that likes to kiss you on the mouth” kind of creepy.

I can never get enough Cake.

So you're saying they're going the distance? They're going for speed?

Take the friends having babies out of the equation. You will find they will start hanging out with other couples with kids. They have no single friends other than the ones they are trying to fix you up with.

For the love of all that’s Jalopnik, what the hell kind of crap coding are you guys up to now? Where I assume a link or post or image is supposed to be, cuz you keep referring to them, is nothing more than a line. That’s it. Nada. Nix. Ney. Nyet. Nien. ...That was in Firefox, so I open up Safari, and after waiting for…

I’ll have to check this out as soon as I get over being into Bardcore. 

With photoshop that good I think I found Saleen’s first customer.

One of the things I love about rally is the sound, but I am super excited to see how this plays out. You can dramatically lower the CG, have ridiculous torque at low RPM, and to your point the battery pack doesn’t need to be enormous.

“Milton has previously tweeted about trying to get verified and shared selfies on it.”