I imagine this is far from the weirdest thing his wife has caught him doing. 

Compare it to the ‘stock’ rear wing, and it’s a huge improvement.

Ja, naturlich.

The wing not being available is actually doing potential buyers a favor. It looks like the kind of thing you’d buy aftermarket on eBay for $150 including free shipping that would get installed at the same time as the fart cans.

You forgot the best upgrade available from Ford:

That pivot box is cool, though I wonder how it would handle 50 lbs of recovery gear and a rough road.

You’re wrong. Your aversion to non-functional hood scoops and vents is entirely rational.

Oh this is a fun game!

Alfa’s 4 cyls have always been pretty good (a few clunkers now and then); the Abarth 4 cyl as well.

No flareside “SPLASH” bed with pastel graphics?

You really showed them, and us.

It’s not really brilliant or bold. Exclusivity and giveaways have been used by other platforms to increase market share. The real question is what Epic will do when they actually want EGS to be profitable. That means no more timed exclusives, weekly giveaways or $10 coupons. Consumers will actually need to choose EGS…

Nobody’s complaining about a free game. They’re complaining about Epic’s business strategy and the amount of bullshit involved.

is going to be a 12-month Epic Games Store exclusive

Yeah, but at what cost?

Has Valve ever thrown piles of money at developers to keep their game exclusive to Steam? No, they haven’t. It’s not the same situation and you know it.

I highly doubt the few lost sales are going to matter at all. While there are always going to be those who will wait for the steam release never underestimate the power of free shit.

People are still going to whinge that it’s on epic store even though they can get it free I bet.

Sigh. Fuck the Epic Store and their mass exclusivity bullshit.
Get that swiss cheese of a backend away from my favorite series’.

Lost sales aside. I'll buy it from the bargain bin, one Steam sale. I wonder how much epic paid them to give the game away. 

This is awesome. I think it’s a bit entitled to do the “but my other launcher” complaint given that Epic is footing the entire bill for this and giving end consumers free entertainment.

Yes, they’re part of the corporate wasteland, but of course more hands will see this if it’s free. I haven’t touched a Total War game…