the clerks at car parts store can provide great firsthand advice

Yes, but these cars are NOx polluters, and all studies related to building cars tend to deal with CO2. 

My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I like it.

Pretty sure you mean bot mitzvah.

the uplifting xkcd for the mars rover. I won’t post the depressing one.

I wanted to vote NP, but for all the reasons above, CP. Now if we get down to the $5k territory...

He owns a HYUNDAI. Do you really want to waste a Saturday washing and waxing a HYUNDAI?

This. This is not the working man’s wife.

Dying.

Time to celebrate.

This is also extremely applicable

I have been waiting for this day.

He didn’t even get his participation medal or happy meal!!

Yea, but that’s not the other guy’s fault. Don’t be an asshole; shake the guy’s hand.

The ruling wasn’t fair for Komorikiri (and others) but he does not come out of this looking good. It wasn’t his opponent’s fault, so not shaking hands afterwards is pathetic. As are his “I’m almost suffering from PTSD” comments afterwards.

it was a fair match though, both players had the same handicap in that match, unless he was the one to turn the ratio down without anyone catching him somehow.

Fuck that. There are no excuses for being a dipshit to your opponent despite them playing fairly and on the same ground as you.