I’m pleased by all the retro game love in here.

This comment restores my faith in humanity. Good to know I’m not the only JFG fan out there...

I don’t know anything about Toyota Matrix’s (Matrices? Sure well go with that), or LT swaps, so this is just a BASIC BASIC BASIC overview of the process of attempting a swap/build of this magnitudee. I’m sure there are a million other things I’ll forget/leave out/not realize. Undergoing something of this magnitude…

Whomever runs over the camera man and get him to stop talking wins my vote.

I pre-ordered on PC because I thought this was going to be another hardcore sim.

If I lived near the West Coast, I’d be on my way there to pick this up.

Father!

Nope, camera trickery. Apparently Vin is the shortest, @ 6' (Though a bodybuilding website has him listed at 5'11"). Paul Walker was (RIP) 6'2", and "The Rock" is a monstrous 6'5".

If he does become a martyr we could certainly erect a monument to honor him.

Yes, I do hope he doesn't get shafted by the FAA.

Forced induction: a tutorial

Nothing beats a classic.

Aaaaand the most downloaded GIF on Jalopnik award goes to.... "Hi, I'm Nibby!"

"400HP". I'll believe that when I see a dyno sheet. Stock that motor made 275HP, 20 years ago. Can it be done? Sure it can. But this seems like a classic case of a Porsche owner talking out of his ass without backing it up. Same with the "over $30k invested". Let's see some receipts buddy, and they better not include…

inb4 "but itz not browwnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!111"

I found the graphics too over the top, and while it had a funny line here or there, most of the attempted jokes fell flat and in fact made me cringe. The characters weren't relatable (OK that ones kind of a given...), and the one thing most people seem to like, the gun-play, I felt I was ruined because I was always…

I played it and hated it. Thanks for saving me the money, free day of play on Xbox Live!

Jeesh I didn't even see that till you pointed it out. The art style is... interesting.

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