"You better get a license plate that reads '8-ball', because you're going to have eight balls"

I bet his license plate reads "BGBWLZ"

Obligatory.

Pictured is the 300 SRT8, because that is certainly the worst/most obvious of the bunch. But really, any Chrysler product with an SRT badge is a terrible product with a redeaming quality - SRT6 Crossfire, SRT4 Neon, SRT8 Challanger, etc etc.

Practical, fun, cheap, and fairly reliable.

I'm shocked at all the overwhelming NP comments. When I first clicked the link, I almost auto-voted it too.

*Shows Porsche PDK*

Lame.

"Install quicktime to watch..."

Shocked this one hasn't been mentioned yet. It doesn't have to be the Christmas ones, any decoration for any holiday has no place on your car. It shows me and all the other drivers on the road to give you PLENTY of space, because you clearly don't care much for cars, or driving.

How un-American of you!

Do I want it? Hell yeah.

Not have seen it. Yeah I referred to the first part of the sentence

I saw Grand Prix for the first time at the Jalopnik Film Festival last week, and the character Pat looked like someone, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Matt even leaned over to me when she came on screen and said "her?" which didn't make me realize that it was Jessica Walter as we both share a love of Arrested…

I hate it when I'm exploring on my motorcycle, and without warning I see this: Dirt roads suck, plain and simple. Unless you have AWD:

Does this count?

On a serious note, that 935 for Mr, Ojjeh was always a favorite of mine:

Fiero Feuxrarri?

This was my immediate thought when he was going for that fighter jet - those look COOL