Now I want awkwardass kiss cams, random drunken fights, disaster wedding proposals (they’re fake anyway), and adults taking homerun/foul balls away from kids. Throw in the random mascot display. Heck, set up a system where people can log on and vote who wins the running race during the stretch (most votes determines…

Yet another reason the stereotype about Australia exists:

Excellent advice. I took this advice a little before my first was born from the movie Interstellar (I know.. cheesy): “Now, we’re just here to be memories for our kids.” I think now I understand what she meant. Once you’re a parent, you’re the ghost of your children’s future.

As an outsider (never got into any gaming competition scene), it always seemed like the Smash scene was the most problematic. Is this true? Yes, there have been countless articles about other games, but the Smash scene seems to be the biggest culprit to me.

You read my mind. That’s the first thing I wondered after reading the article. Glad it’s one of the first comments. 

Because it’s all make believe. That what I teach my kids. If you can’t separate that from reality, that’s your problem. This game and it’s predecessor were out before this current pandemic hit us  

Well. Now I know what I’ll be doing with my kids for the next hour or so. 

Thank you for the link. I’m going to be building this due to its foldability and materials used (no concrete). I’m going to reinforce it in some areas and probably over engineer it, but it’s worth it to me. 

I’m in the same boat. I like playing “serious” games, but every once in a while, I want to play games that are just plain fun. 

Well. When you’re ready to move on from her, let me know. I’ll be in the market for a 2018 in a year or two. 

Shit. Now I can’t unsee it. 

Wow. That’s old school. But yes something like that. 

Maybe companies should hire a professional slapper. Their job requires them to be tuned in with what the fuck is going on in the world. So when someone else in the company has a “bright” idea like this, the professional slapper is sent to go slap them back into reality. Call them the Chief Slapping Officer or…

It looks like a duck is swallowing the actual console. 

That’s actually a neat idea. Love the handles become joysticks.

Good twist at the end of that trailer. Daaaaang that sucks. 

I’m confused by this part:

I learned new AND interesting things today because of you. Thanks. 

Ah yes. Didn’t take it serious enough, so he hired a ringer.