I wish Volkswagen Group would replace their shitty VW line with Seat here in the US...

Honda Hawk GT

Biggest thing you need to know when you are getting your first bike is to budget quite a bit for gear. Get a good helmet(300+), armored jacket(200+), armored pants(150+), and really good boots(100+). Only thing that is going to save you when you go down so don’t skimp.

A dual -purpose bike like the CRF250L (or go ahead and get the 650 if you’re a big lummox like me). It’s the best of both worlds: All the lane-splitting sweetness on the street, go anywhere a built 4x4 can go off-road, plus you’re (maybe) a little less likely to get all racey on the road when you just don’t possess…

Honda CB500F - $3650

Thy Hellcat hath truly been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

welll, she might be right about the Escort. those older cars had useful gutters and drip rails.

I had a customer come in to yell at me because I didn’t tighten his lug-nuts enough and his new wheels almost fell off with his wife in the car, well the jokes on him. I am him.

I’ll fire away.

Crosscountry does not necessarily mean east-west. If you want to go north-south along one route that maintains a rural feel for its entirety, then you gotta go US 83 - The Road to Nowhere. No 4-lane interstate, no metropolitan areas, just miles and miles of rolling grasslands and expanses of wide open country. It’s an…

Lincoln new an era was ending, so they sold a limited amount of Collector’s Series Conti’s loaded with every option you could get plus a gold grille and a big block V8.

The ND Miata, the last car to be reviewed by Top Gear as we knew it.

Biggest, guzzlingest FWD car ever built. What’s your MPG, 11?

Douchetastic white shades and MLB hat combo, brah! Also note...old GPS looks hard wired onto dash, there are cigarettes in the center console, several air fresheners sticking out of vents, one or two more things tacked onto the dash, and there were a couple of bottles of oil additive looking products in the passenger…

Should we talk about that pig eating his watermelon on wall-to-wall carpeting in somebody’s home? Also, I hate the hippos’ handler.

However, their springy hose clamps that are impossible to take off could survive a nuclear apocalypse.