Not sensationalist enough. Try “Bodies found under Olive Garden”

We exist!

As the customer, the pressure exerted on you by your bosses is not my problem. If you don’t want to special order a car for me, that’s fine. I’ll take my business to a dealer who is willing to take my money.

Camp in a Tesla that was built in a tent.  Makes sense to me.

I was getting excited picturing something like this, then I read the article 

It could have had a V8.

Hey, David,

I bought a Nash Metropolitan a while back in Arizona, which I shipped back to Japan... I trailered it and the one thing people don’t think about when buying such a car: it doesn’t really fit on regular U-Haul trailers! It was SUPER tight and I got lucky that it fitted, half of each tire was in the air on the ramps.…

Today is America’s birthday, and so your hardworking Jalopnik staff is taking a little time off to grill meat, drink High Life and contemplate the Oldsmobile Toronado. We suggest you do the same, but even if you don’t, we have a day of posts ready for your perusal. You’re welcome.

Ah yes, I became an expert at holding my drink up around corners while also shifting in my ‘01. I also became an expert in coil packs, window regulators and rear light bulb replacements. 

As a motorcyclist... fuck this guy.

One change I’d like to see for 2019 is a Miata RF-lite of the sorts. Keep the lines and the targa of an RF, but fix the rear section and remove the power folding targa top. A targa top that you have to remove yourself and stow away in a spot in the trunk would be better, imo. I’m not sure of how much the mechanical…

WWow one of those exhausts caught a woman, I always thought of them aso female repellent

Down with Jacquard Looms! Will no one think of the weavers who invested in expensive looms, that now can’t make a living with machine looms undercutting then, and are taking their own lives!

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

You went through 4 trucks in 10 years?

These banana brake calipers are very appeeling.

Is this someone protesting the death of sedans?

I don’t know how it is in other places, but somebody in Minnesota is teaching people that you can’t make a left turn without first moving about half your car width into the adjoining right lane.

Sorry, I’m doing this wrong. All I can remember is this very good advice my dad gave me: