Crosscountry does not necessarily mean east-west. If you want to go north-south along one route that maintains a rural feel for its entirety, then you gotta go US 83 - The Road to Nowhere. No 4-lane interstate, no metropolitan areas, just miles and miles of rolling grasslands and expanses of wide open country. It’s an…

Lincoln new an era was ending, so they sold a limited amount of Collector’s Series Conti’s loaded with every option you could get plus a gold grille and a big block V8.

The ND Miata, the last car to be reviewed by Top Gear as we knew it.

Biggest, guzzlingest FWD car ever built. What’s your MPG, 11?

Douchetastic white shades and MLB hat combo, brah! Also note...old GPS looks hard wired onto dash, there are cigarettes in the center console, several air fresheners sticking out of vents, one or two more things tacked onto the dash, and there were a couple of bottles of oil additive looking products in the passenger…

Should we talk about that pig eating his watermelon on wall-to-wall carpeting in somebody’s home? Also, I hate the hippos’ handler.