You know who didn't stare and gaze at his home run blasts? Tim Tebow. Abe Lincoln too, for that matter.

You guys are such fucking tools. 10-1 game. He held his follow through for 2 fucking minutes and went all mvp juice Brett Boone. Fuck that guy. Hes a fucking nobody on a garbage team. He deserves to get drilled and he’s lucky he didn’t get his teammate drilled. But the entitled petulant children that write and comment…

I’ll give it a listen, but I’m pretty tired of rappers talking about pussy all the time.

Jay Cutler has zero chill.

Mike Tice will do it for a box of donuts and a carton of coffee.

“Actually I hate all of you. Why won’t anyone give Tebow a shot? He won a playoff game!” -God

As someone who puts so much vinegar on french fries they can be classed as a low-end chemical weapon, I approve.

Was Elton John’s “The Bitch Is Back” not available?

Because any 8 year old who gets up at that time is probably in military school. Duh.

Stop shaming the crochet crowd. Everybody knows it’s a hookers life.