I guess at 15,000 miles per hour that would be pretty close. It would take less than 2 seconds for one of them to close that distance.

And they’re trained to fight aliens!

As someone who can, at times, get a little obsessive about solving puzzles, I can’t tell if this thing would be a dream or a nightmare.

I wonder if the fact that one has a real old school light saber and the other has one they made on their own will be a factor.

I feel like Iron Fist would be easier to explain to the general population than Moon Knight.

White Gay Shrek

Certainly not with that attitude...

Thomas Edison electrocuted an elephant.

To be fair, we don’t know how tigers feel about gay marriage. Maybe it was an appropriate use of the song....