I can only imagine the shit-shit show if Dennison Trump suffered a heart attack or a stroke. Alex Jones’ head would literally explode. Breitbart’s servers would melt like ice cubes in a furnace. Evangelicals would declare he was actually the 2nd coming of Christ who tried to convince porn stars to turn away from their…

This. Their sheer incompetence is all that’s saving us right now. A lapdog congress, a bystander judiciary, a weakened bureaucracy, and their own sycophantic media are barely restraining (if not encouraging) this of fuselage of pure id.

Plot twist: Do you mean Karen’s prostate?

He just calls them all “Bob”.

Appropriate:

According to some parents, it starts with preschool.

Reminds me of the movie Insomnia. Watch the original Swedish version, not the overdramatic remake with Al Pacino and Robin Williams

Orangeburg Prep notable Alumni:

NIMSY: Not In My School Yard!

BOOK THE CRUISE!!

So, when’s your episode of House Hunters?

Ellensburg WA, represent!!!

Next year we will see this copy and pasted directly into the D.A.R.E. lesson plan.

I read that as “Truss Ted”, which has a very unintended BDSM vibe to it...

And by “Kobach”, we mean the taxpayers/voters of the state of Kansas. I don’t imagine he will be personally paying this out of his pocket.

I dunno, let’s go ask all the scientists under fire at the EPA, or the diplomats leaving the State Department in droves. Sorry if these 4 don’t pass your purity test, but elections have consequences.

For people who won’t even qualify for a Dodge Journey. Sad!

Counterpoint: These Geo’s were rebadge Corollas that came with the 4A-FE engine. The 4A-GE is a pretty simple engine swap. Sleeper...

Yeah, especially that Jack Kennedy when he blockaded Cuba over nuclear missiles. He was such right-winger...

Don’t forget to sanitize your keyboard and mouse. Mice get lots of gunked dead skin cells mixed with sweat in their seams. And then there’s “board chow”...