There’s opportunity between the Alamo Drafthouse and the vast Sony back-catalog. Target audience: affluent boomers and retirees.

The moment we found out that the R1 was built on AOSP, we all knew it would eventually become a Google “feature”

Meanwhile I filled my Fit today for $29, that should last me three weeks.

A woman adopts two female parrots from a closed brothel. Unfortunately, they’ve been taught to advertise their former owner and all they says “Hi, we’re hot!” and “Wanna f*ck?”. Shocked and not knowing what to do, she goes to see her priest.

I remember my ears ringing after wobbling out of the theater.  IT. WAS. LOUD.

Live it up: Lexus ES3o0h Ultra Luxury

It is.  We had it there several years ago.

Classic Jalopnik Comparo:

Anyone in the market for a new Lotus will:

50 Shades of Meh

Convertibles, in particular affordable ones. Under $40k all that remains is:

If you own an automatic, just keep it in Drive.  Today’s cars are much more smarter at calculating gearing and RPM to maximize fuel efficiency; you’re probably doing damage to your transmission by shifting in and out of neutral.

After TENET, I’m still bringing my earplugs just in case.

Duck neck confit?

“If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.”

Separate security from feature updates?

BMW 8 Series Coupe in Isle of Man Green:

“Speaking of Kinja, Lifehacker’s new home will also mean a shift to a new platform. Lifehacker may look a little different in the coming months, but most changes should be either negligible or clear improvements for readers.”

Alarm bells should be ringing at Honda.

More to the point:
“I’m dirt broke and will use this to weasel out of paying taxes, licenses, and any other obligation while I keep using public services.”