He’s always had presidential aspirations and never wanted to be Speaker (there has only ever been one Speaker who became President: James K. Polk). If Trump resigns before the 2020 elections, it will be open warfare in the GOP for the nomination. Otherwise, Ryan will just scurry back to private industry with…

Too soon, too soon...
<meanwhile, I'm laughing my ass off.>

Biden wiped the floor with Eddie Munster Jr. Ryan.

A while back we found an old Win95 CD and booted a VM. Reliving that classic Science theme while cranking up Weezer. Good Times...

Now that’s a good looking car.

Such a kluge for a “premium device”. How much longer will the Reality Distortion Field hold up?

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

... And they will also be dirt poor when it’s disclosed that Trump’s “billions” only existed on paper and that he’s deeply indebted to the Russians. Once Mueller gets into his financials...

This. As much as I would love to see Trump impeached or resign, that would only mean that Mike “Mother” Pence would become president. Unlike Trump, he has actual political experience and would know exactly how to implement their neo-alt-right-corporatist-christo-aryan-fascist dystopia. He would combine with Paul Ryan,…

krystal(meth)nacht

I believe it’s an Irish whiskey with some Old Bay sprinkled on top.

Given the current exhaustive shit-show Narcissist Personality Disorder troll, boring and uninteresting will become major selling points. People just want to get on with their lives. O’Malley may put you to sleep like Nyquil chasers, but at least you’ll sleep at night.

Our thoughts and prayers are with her.

Ok Mr. Tough Guy, here’s a direct link to the job application:

How to enjoy American style coffee overseas:

But she’s sooooo pretty!....

Fake jobs? In 10 years, these people will be running the White House.

I am sorry, I found Cat in the Hat really upsetting as a child, I thought it was a tale of horror.

I was thinking exactly this as I read the stuff about the snakes.

I’m pretty sure this was in 16 Candles... maybe it was The Breakfast Club... or St Elmo’s Fire...