I’m sure they also have the Ark of the Covenant in a dusty crate in some forgotten corner.

Actually, the 1989-only Swift GTi is a Jalop special:

How about satellites?

I’ll wait for the sweded version

A clickbait article about a clickbait article at another publication. If this is a topic of discussion on tomorrow’s Fox and Friends, then the cycle will be complete.

This could also keep Mitsubishi in the U.S. market for at least a couple more years. How much for a fuchsia Mirage?

Wasn’t Ron Paul’s district in the Houston suburbs?

“Ran when parked submerged”

This is the 3rd “500 year” flood to hit Houston in as many years. If anyone is getting F’ed, it’s definitely not Mother Nature.

A lot of these will be exported to Latin America and Asia

If I agree with it -> it’s true

Counterpoint:

That dino needs more Jesus.

TL:DR: “I want to avoid HR, but tell my coworker to stop dressing like a ‘ho.”

Just two more days...

he’s not shamelessly peddling prosperity theology like Creflo Dollar

What can’t be unseen...

That’s actually 7 daily drivers, one for each day of the week.

And by “pick up”, you mean tow it home.

... there are those who believe Gorka’s resignation is a bone being thrown to his base because they would not be happy about the Arpaio pardon.