Trump is genuinely h0ping as many people as possible die in the hurricane

Half? No. More like move the decimal to the left.

This being California, I’m surprised they haven’t taxed the bejezzus out of non-homestead properties. Set a rental tax of 100% for anything over $2000/month, watch the market correct itself very quickly.

Because when they have no money, no real power, no education, and no future; 

... Or how about an RSX Type S for $4900:

Because 2x the /dadjokes. These kids are going to have permanent eye-roll.

I can just smell the cheap perfume and sweat.

She’s not off-balanced, just ‘stanced.

One of the great shortcomings of the U.S. education system is how it avoids mention of the Haitian Revolution and its impact on U.S. and global history. The Haitian Revolution is the culmination of ideas and movements begun by the American and French Revolutions:

DAFUQ did I just watch? Was the entire movie like this?

It blows my mind how people in FLORIDA, of all places, actively delude themselves by denying climate change is happening. Here’s an interactive map shows how rising sea levels will affect the state:

On the plus side, you did bring your own cross and lighter fluid.

/ded

I’d go with some period-correct early New Order, overdriving that ARP Quadra synthesizer:

He could have dumped some liquid nitrogen on it. If the statue is hollow (as most of them were cheaply made), then the sudden temperature drop might cause a nice implosion.

Arlington still needs permission from the VA legislature to rename US-1:

I’m sure Melania does the same. It explains her Mona Lisa smile.

I could imagine Trump awkwardly sitting through LL Cool J’s “Mama Said Knock You Out”.

This. The only other president who had anywhere near the same scrutiny as Obama was the nation’s only non-Protestant president: Jack Kennedy

Because “Two Flags Over New Jersey” doesn’t have the same impact.